My housemate and I were chatting this afternoon and we came up with a rule of thumb that could greatly benefit society. In fact this rule of thumb is so far-reaching that I'm confident that if would reduce the number of school and gang fights, reduce the amount of school bullying, reduce the level of rage/anger, and even increase productivity in society. Surprisingly, for the amount of complex problems it would fix, this rule of thumb is amazingly simple. So what is it? Here's the plan: No penis until you have a job*.
*Some restrictions apply: in the event that job expectations are not met, all offers will be revoked and considered void. This rule of thumb applies to anyone requesting/owning a penis, gender not-specific.
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